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Five varieties. One impossible decision. Take a closer look.
That's what the basket is for. Get one of each.
Crunch, sweetness, and tartness ratings are measured on the Apple Subjective Taste Scale (ASTS) by a panel of five mildly hungry engineers. Individual results will vary by ripeness, season, and breakfast.
Chip names (A1 Snack, M3 Crunch, A2 Blush) are varietal designations and contain no silicon. Pricing is suggested and excludes basket, napkin, and AppleCare for Fruit.
Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or grown by Apple Inc. A parody, made with love and roughage.