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Crisp to the core. Juicy by design. Grown on 100% renewable sunshine.
Mouth‑watering. Supercharged by the M3 Macintosh chip.
The original. Reengineered from the core.
From $0.99 or $0.04/mo. for 24 mo.
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Six varieties. Apple Card financing. Free same‑day basket.
Clinically shown to keep the doctor away.*
Up to 22 hours of refreshment per apple.
From seed to snack to soil and back again.
Powered entirely by renewable sunshine.
* "Keeps the doctor away" is a directional, folkloric claim and not medical advice. Consult an actual apple, or a doctor.
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